Sen Merkin Muffley (R) of Utah announced his bid for the Republican nomination today from the steps of the Morman Tabernacle in Salt Lake City. Sen. Muffley stated in his announcement speech that he possesses the calm, adult leadership and the civility and decorum that has been sadly missing in the GOP for the last few years.

"When the red phone rings at 3 am who do you want to answer it? Me or that madman Trump?"

Sen Muffley has so far received the endorsements of the Club For Growth, US Chamber of Commerce, The Morman Church and former Vice President Dick Cheney.

>>18551840

Now that the story has leaked, what advantage is there to waiting? Do they need more time to coordinate the Black Block? I hear their numbers are down.

What would happen if there was a political riot/insurrection and no one showed up but the Fedbois and Aunti Fa?

>>18551865

Vagisil will clear that right up Cody.

>>18551871

Yes I believe in justice as well. I'm just not naive enough to expect to find it from NYC grand jury.

>>18551877

How long are you going to keep up the dual MrPig/MrSwine act Shlomo. Shlomo's always project their own wrongs onto others.

Go suck a foreskin

>>18551901

You're not even making sense now.

>>18551923

Of course I don't know who I'm attack Ricky Retardo. It's an anonymous message board. I'm attacking your stupid fucking statements and memes. You really are a smooth brained shit stain on the bedsheet of life.

>>18551951

No lucid rebuttle, just continues on with jew projection.

Ima gonna have a ham sandwich and laugh at you for the rest of the day.

>>18551963

Hey. The View is on. You don't want to miss tomorrow's talking points. Your paycheck depends on it.