WAKE THE FUCK UP

>>18553481

Got a few by me that are like, "People are really STARTING TO WAKE UP!"

(ME, checks watch): "DUDE! IT'S 2023! THE YEAR; NOT MILITARY TIME!"

>>18553490

([They] always try that LIE!)

(You)

>>18553518

(SEE?)

(YOU)

>>18553525

[They] (You) can't stop lying.

It's GENETIC.

>>18553531

NAMEFAG/DATEFAG/BOT/SHILL

But the WORST name I can call (You) is "JEW".

(You) JEW.

>>18553536

AWWW, MAAAANN… I KNEW IT!

Just kiddin'.

Matt Couch is a JERK-OFF.

>>18553562

".. BRING THEM TO HEEL…"

>>18553608

>form a new federal law enforcement agency.

NO.

(find the part of the Constitution that says THAT)

BTW,

Any derailments yet today?

How about "Murder Hornets"?

Slow news day.

Oh well… day ain't over yet!

>>18553661

MK???

GO FIND JESUS, SON.

>>18553667

>literal vampire potbelly goblins

SAUCE?

(musta mist dat one!)

kek

>>18553671

WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE HOLD-UP???

LET'S FUCKIN' GO!!!

>>18553679

Next time, spend a little extra for the keyboard WITH punctuation marks.

>>18553730

INDICTMENT

NOT "ARREST".

LEARN.

>>18553749

>The Mexican Sherlock Holmes.

KEK

>>18553757

HERE!

Have a picture of this kid with his cock hanging out.

>>18553837

I noticed that my emoji keyboard is LACKING a BLACK CLOWN emoji.

HOW RACIST.

>>18553875

>>18553878

NO ARREST.

Do (You) want him "J6'd", "Epsteined" or "Ruby'd"?

DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH (You)???

>>18553878

BTW, (You)r "Q-reference" is RETARDED.

>>18553887

(don't LIE! (You) LOOKED!)

>>18553906

CONTEXT

>>18553953

FINE.

LOCK THEM UP WITH HIM.

>>18553966

WHAT IF

…it's the WRONG "Michael Cohen"?

(it happens!)

;)

>>18554029

>shock the world

('nuff said)

>>18554064

(You)'re FULL OF SHIT!

>>18554096

BuBu "FLIGHT RISK"!

REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>18554137

(You) prolly want a SHOWER SCENE, too.