Is this all happening because of the Promise you made to me all these years ago? Am I just now remembering this? What the fuck is happening? Where are these lines coming from? Am i literally Donald fucking Trump? Because if I am him you tell me because I do not think I am, I think I am Leonard Jöde and I think you know who my real
Parents are
Can you please explain to me what is happening now, Mr. Trump? I really beg of you.
Please I beg of you sir, I‘ll do anything you want, even marry your daughter even though I totally think she has a weird big nose and you should totally go on and tell her that and you should also go on and tell her that I love her and that I am
Sorry I thought you broke your promise to me and I‘ll never doubt anything you say, for you are truly a Genius Mastermind, Mr Trump. So what is it now, after all
These years, may I please marry your daughter sir?