Hi, I'm a flatfag and I'll critically misapply every idiom in the truth movement in the most infuriating of ways just to get under your skin and make you literally entertain the idea of a flat earth for as long as my clowning ass can.

PS: We revel in our ability to stupify you.

PPS: We're totally not the same pelicans wearing this flatfaggotry mask just to piss you off in a different light.