What’s an “assault rifle”?
Standard firearms are an outdated technology.
Someone needs to get creative with weapons design to stay ahead of the banning.
I have many cans of assault Spaghettio’s, and I have extensive training in their use.
I suspect this School Shooting™ is an FBI production, but my friend Troy McClure can perhaps shed additional light for us…
They are a non-lethal armament.
Most likely no one died.
Democrats and Republicans are the same thing/team.
No such thing as an “assault weapon”. Assault is action. Weapons are inanimate.
Has the memorial been set up yet?
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.