Dear France,
Thank you for preventing [Charles] and his deathcult high priestess from visiting your beautiful land, where, a quarter century ago, they arranged the murder of our Princess of Hearts.
May the people of France be liberated from every oppression. We are in this together, and we will prevail.
Vive la Résistance!
Rage hot; play it cool.
Much love, your old friend,
Blighty