Archeologists have discovered that earthquakes are actually the giant turtle carrying the flat earth on its back’s stomach rumbling because it is hungry.

According to the researchers, who have been studying ancient texts and artifacts, the turtle is a cosmic being that has been supporting our planet for millennia. However, it has not been fed properly by the humans, who have been exploiting its resources and polluting its environment.

The turtle’s hunger has been growing over time, causing it to shake and tremble periodically. These movements are what we perceive as earthquakes, which have been increasing in frequency and intensity in recent years.

The archeologists warn that if we do not appease the turtle soon, it may decide to abandon us or even devour us. They urge the governments and the people of the world to take immediate action to restore the balance and harmony between us and our benevolent carrier.