You should stick to your internet key larp, it entertains us more.
All you need to do to save yourself from burning eternal agony in Hell is to believe in Jesus, repent of your sins and get baptized.
Well, the NSA has the keys to nearly all modern hardware, all of which contain an embedded and encrypted minux OS. Every phone, pc, smart tv, router and internet switch goes into their data center. This has been posted a few times before, so go check out "intel management engine" in the archives.
Eh, you still need to use the vpn for the antifa-tards any how. Also it helps mitigate attacks directed at your machine.
On top of this, the clowns capture more information, but their efforts happen more often as viruses, trojans, and intentional bugs introduced into software projects so they have documented zero day targets to work from. This is also why you should avoid using edge, chrome or firefox directly here.