IT'S BEEN MORE THAN TWO YEARS SINCE TRUMP LEFT OFFICE BUT HE CONTINUES TO LIVE RENTFREE INSIDE MY HEAD!
I HOPE HINM AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY GET LOCKED UP BECAUSE IT'LL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF!
IT'S TRUMPS FAULT I WENT INTO STUDEN DEBT!
IT'S TRUMPS FAULT I LOST MY JOB BECAUSE I KEPT CALLING IN SICK!
YA I MADE FUN OF TRUMP FOR BEING A "DRAFTDODGER" BUT I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO RUN AND HIDE IF I GET DRAFTED!
I'M A DUMBFUCK MILLENIAL WHO DRINKS SOY!
NOW I'M OFF TO GIVE MY WIFE AND HER BOYFRIEND CLEAN TOWELS! JEROME IS SUCH A GREAT GUY FOR TAKING CARE OF HER!