>>18637898

TYB

Welp. It's happened.

Google has come for the staplers. They were unsatisfied with World domination in it's present form and therefore will be taking back all those office staplers. Cough em up you kleptos.

April 4, 2023

The company that once put ping-pong tables in its offices is now rationing staplers.

According to CNBC, Google is no longer providing staplers and tape to its print stations worldwide. The report quotes a facility directive from San Francisco, which stated, “if you need a stapler or tape, the receptionist desk has them to borrow.”

Staplers of course are not the extent of its cost cutting, which also includes slowing how often equipment is replaced, and more pertinently, cutting 12,000 jobs.

Also read: More than 166,000 tech-sector employees have lost their jobs since the start of 2023

That’s just one sign of the cost cutting in Silicon Valley, that has been embraced by investors. Shares of Google’s parent company Alphabet GOOGL are up 18% this year, and the broader Nasdaq Composite COMP has gained 16%. The yield on the 2-year Treasury TMUBMUSD02Y is down 42 basis points in 2023, which also is providing a tailwind to riskier assets.

https://archive.ph/zcaXL

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/google-parent-company-reportedly-targets-staplers-in-cost-cutting-drive-c914ea7b

Credit Suisse chairman apologizes at final shareholder meeting in 167-year history

April 4, 2023

“We wanted to put all our energy and our efforts into turning the situation around and putting the bank back on track. It pains me that we didn’t have the time to do so, and that in that fateful week in March our plans were disrupted. For that I am truly sorry. I apologize that we were no longer able to stem the loss of trust that had accumulated over the years, and for disappointing you.

That’s Axel Lehmann, the chairman of Credit Suisse, addressing shareholders after the deal to be purchased at a cut-rate price by UBS, ending 167 years of independence. Shareholders at neither Credit Suisse CSGN nor UBS UBSG will get a chance to vote on the deal.

Credit Suisse shares were trading at 0.81 francs, just below the 0.84 franc per share offer the UBS bid is now worth. A year ago, Credit Suisse was worth more than 7 francs per share.

Lehmann, as noted in his speech, was not at the bank for its many scandals and trading debacles, most notably but hardly limited to the losses from the blowup of the Archegos family office and the freezing of funds tied to Greensill.

“The period from October to March was not long enough. One legacy issue after another had already seen trust eroded – and with it, patience dwindled. At that, we failed. It was too late. The bitter reality is that there wasn’t enough time for our strategy to bear fruit,” said Lehmann.

He said the deal “had to go through,” or the bank would have to restructure under Swiss banking law. “This would have led to the worst scenario, namely a total loss for shareholders, unpredictable risks for clients, severe consequences for the economy and the global financial markets,” he said.

CEO Ulrich Körner made a similar apology. “We ran out of time. This fills me with sorrow. What has happened over the past few weeks will continue to affect me personally and many others for a long time to come,” he said.

He specifically tied the collapse of SVB Financial and Signature Bank to its own demise

https://archive.ph/85wFt#selection-385.0-447.87

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/credit-suisse-chairman-apologizes-as-bank-holds-final-shareholder-meeting-in-167-year-history-c8d6804c

AMC stock plunges 22% after company agrees to settlement terms, opening up for APE conversion

April 3, 2023

AMC Entertainment Holdings Inc. AMC stock dropped nearly 22% in the extended session Monday after the movie-theater operator said in a filing that it has agreed to settlement terms relating to a shareholder litigation around a stock conversion. The terms of the settlement would open the way for AMC’s proposal to convert its AMC Preferred Equity, or APE APE , units into shares of common stock, alongside a 10-to-1 reverse stock split and the capacity to sell more shares, which shareholders supported in mid-March but had faced court proceedings. Shares of AMC ended the regular trading day up 2%. APEs were up around 22% in the extended session. A final settlement is subject to a formal agreement and court approval; terms also include payment to the plaintiffs of about 4.4% of AMC’s stock, or about 6.9 million shares.

https://archive.ph/nOszO

>>18638043

>Who really runs Twitter?

DARPA

>>18638028

>The faggot that has been posting the dodge dog is Elon?

no. The Doge pops up all over per popular request, it's a bug not a feature courtesy of Elon the Android, I rrarely see Twitter stuff but I saw links today and the Doge was everywhere, when the page opened- a Doge, top left corner- another Doge remarkably identical to open page Doge.

>>18638058

Yes, that is correct. Those servers won't pay for themselves. If registering a complaint, get in line behind William Shatner, he's bitching his head off, that man is no Captain Kirk.

>>18638041

>but the Climax can't be

that reminded anon of this video just seen: Kids transd at age 9-11 per their sick protocol, The Tanner Protocol- will never, repeat NEVER have an orgasm.

>>18638076

exactly this. Pretty sure Satoshi Nakamoto is an acronym for "MIT did it with DARPA support- you dipshits didn't really think it was that simple did ya? Nobody escapes the Cabal, nobody"

or something to that effect.

>>18638074

kek

loan anon some cash, about Tree Fiddy

>>18638075

>>18638054

Anon took the red stapler home. Anon also decorated the office with the Office Space Game stuff, there was a quasi-board game and anon bought it and deployed. The only part of it I recall is "Jump to Conclusions" and what form it took, I don't recall, only the phrase. I've seen a board game but it wasn't that and no amount of searching has found it.

I loved that movie, good stuff. Right up there close to Blazing Saddles and Airplane! Anon is a very serious anon and only watches the brainiac things, basket weaving and remedial toilet training videos. Laughing is not in anon vocabulary, nothing is funny, not ever.

>>18638087

It's ballsy, gotta give them that much, the arrogant fks, the Strzoks of this world..

>>18638117

Pull up a random twitter link and see, I went to whatever was in the cache evidently and it was the Twitter files but I looked at the lunatic who gave Catturd the dumbest tweet of the week (and it's only Tuesday) and grabbed the MTG 60 minutes clip- Democrats the party of pedophiles- good stuff. It was on all of those, noticed it as it opened the page- there was a Doge there, like a rare Pepe or something.

They should know by now. Never ever jack with the Catturd. Just don't do it. Ask the Weeper Adam.

>>18638106

I'm not so sure the Amero is dead, it's the direction they're trying to go now and in a hurry. Hopefully the new and improved BRICS will kill the vampires for good. God bless Andrew Jackson for his efforts there. Battle of New Orleans and the Battle with the Devil Himself- the banksters.

>>18638204

>Barry

mighta thrown up in muh mouth a lil bit..

It's sicker than anon ever thought it could be. Obama is just a symptom of the deeper problems, a public face. These sick fks go back to before the turn of the 20th century and they actually got Russia, they think they can take the US the same way. Hitler may not have been entirely correct but his evil never approached these levels, in fact he fixed this crap and did away with the tranny clinics and those purveyors of filth. They'll never get over it either. Check out IPOT if ever interested in the Weimar Republic, The Weathermen, The Boule… great stuff but he's outdone himself with his POP series.

Weimer = USA

Patriot Act

Tranny Clinics

Tranny Military

Satanism

Hate Speech laws

Racism offense laws

Corruption of children via:

Porn in the classroom

Masterbation propaganda in schools and homo kids pushed forward, promoted

Huge immigration push to destroy national identity and formet future race wars

Corrupt legal system, anti- victim

All out attack on Christianity

and more..

>>18638207

>refresh for removal

Anon it's official, this anon has been here too long. I never even noticed them, not a single one, just never registrered as anything, just vast nothingness.

>>18638289

>>18638238

>>18638134

>>18638136

dam. Now anon can report back to Nightshift

organization: check

coffee'd up: evidently

g'nite you coffee'd up downright cheerful anons

The sun is up, seems late.