I try to tell people this and they are like, oh no, you are something. But I'm the worst at everything.
You had to go there
I'd let that college hottie dick me back in the day. Might have to make time travel arrangements. He's prolly a two pump chump anyway. And so sweaty…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lie_(poem)#:~:text=%22The%20Lie%22%20is%20a%20political,of%20their%20misdeeds%20and%20wrongdoings.
I do t even like skittles
My cats would miss me, skittledick
I was born in 1984 and haven't even read it.