I think you left off a.
I'ma just go ahead and sliiiiiide this across yer desktop.
You might find it useful later.
Literally your only job is to absorb the information and neatly package it for explanatory purposes when people finally turn off their televisions and flock to the chans.
"You don't really think fucking 4chan is gonna save the world, do you?"
"Yes. The mysterious and infamous hacker 4Chan is going to save the world. However you wanna put it."
Whatever happened to the FBI guy who got ungagged over Uranium1?
Whatever happened to that?
Also, this, in case anyone missed it.
http://www.neonnettle.com/features/1398-fbi-agent-who-exposed-hillary-clinton-s-cover-up-found-dead
Heard
Hol' up, I gots dis.
Interdasting… that'd be.