Hello Anons.

As I sit here, sipping my second glass of Uncle Nearest 1856 whiskey, I get a shiver, a persistent coldness seeping through my soul. A quick drag on my uncle fester Indica joint, leads me to wonder as I watch the smoke twirl and dance before my eyes. I feel uneasy, a tingling sensation rolling up my spine. I stare at my monitor, and begin to read the latest notables….my heartbeat quickens. I take a deep breath and close my eyes. I am now fully erect, stoned, and entering…the NightShift.