Well, it can't possibly be because they changed the balls again, can it? Or implemented a pitch clock and eliminated the Shift this year, can it? Oh, and it definitely can't be steroids either, because God knows they made those SUPER illegal noaw. Kek!
Would be great to be a mole though.
Mr. Nunes, if you agree, plz drop us some corncomms for old times' sake kek.
Might be, rabbit.
As if the crooked FBI celebrates and honors Jesus kek.