Anonymous ID: fc5613 April 9, 2023, 1:43 a.m. No.18665005   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>5008

INDIGESTION, n. A disease which the patient and his friends

frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the

salvation of mankind. As the simple Red Man of the western wild put

it, with, it must be confessed, a certain force: "Plenty well, no

pray; big bellyache, heap God."

Anonymous ID: fc5613 April 9, 2023, 2:14 a.m. No.18665023   🗄️.is 🔗kun

INTERREGNUM, n. The period during which a monarchical country is

governed by a warm spot on the cushion of the throne. The experiment

of letting the spot grow cold has commonly been attended by most

unhappy results from the zeal of many worthy persons to make it warm

again.

Anonymous ID: fc5613 April 9, 2023, 2:36 a.m. No.18665053   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>5061 >>5165

INTRODUCTION, n. A social ceremony invented by the devil for the

gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies. The

introduction attains its most malevolent development in this century,

being, indeed, closely related to our political system.

 

EveryAmerican being the equal of every other American, it follows that

everybody has the right to know everybody else, which implies the

right to introduce without request or permission. The Declaration of

Independence should have read thus:

 

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are

created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain

inalienable rights; that among these are life, and the right to

make that of another miserable by thrusting upon him an

incalculable quantity of acquaintances; liberty, particularly the

liberty to introduce persons to one another without first

ascertaining if they are not already acquainted as enemies; and

the pursuit of another's happiness with a running pack of

strangers."

Anonymous ID: fc5613 April 9, 2023, 3:30 a.m. No.18665101   🗄️.is 🔗kun

INVENTOR, n. A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels,

levers and springs, and believes it civilization.

Anonymous ID: fc5613 April 9, 2023, 3:46 a.m. No.18665140   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>5146

>>18665130

 

INFIDEL, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian

religion; in Constantinople, one who does. (See GIAOUR.) A kind of

scoundrel imperfectly reverent of, and niggardly contributory to,

divines, ecclesiastics, popes, parsons, canons, monks, mollahs,

voodoos, presbyters, hierophants, prelates, obeah-men, abbes, nuns,

missionaries, exhorters, deacons, friars, hadjis, high-priests,

muezzins, brahmins, medicine-men, confessors, eminences, elders,

primates, prebendaries, pilgrims, prophets, imaums, beneficiaries,

clerks, vicars-choral, archbishops, bishops, abbots, priors,

preachers, padres, abbotesses, caloyers, palmers, curates, patriarchs,

bonezs, santons, beadsmen, canonesses, residentiaries, diocesans,

deans, subdeans, rural deans, abdals, charm-sellers, archdeacons,

hierarchs, class-leaders, incumbents, capitulars, sheiks, talapoins,

postulants, scribes, gooroos, precentors, beadles, fakeers, sextons,

reverences, revivalists, cenobites, perpetual curates, chaplains,

mudjoes, readers, novices, vicars, pastors, rabbis, ulemas, lamas,

sacristans, vergers, dervises, lectors, church wardens, cardinals,

prioresses, suffragans, acolytes, rectors, cures, sophis, mutifs and

pumpums.