Same playbook:
Attack Jim W if and when possible, when that fails
Attack BO, when that fails
Attack BVs, when that fails
Attack Bakers, when that fails
Attack anons in general, when that fails
Attack specific anon, when that fails
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Yawn, standard tactic, try to provoke argument to waste bread and maybe bury some goodies in the Previously Collected.
Now I must review the Notables to see what I may have missed
Unless……..some big stuff about to pop either tonight or Monday and shills absolutely cannot allow posting or digging
And there he goes, cycling back to top
Same playbook:
Attack Jim W if and when possible, when that fails
Attack BO, when that fails
Attack BVs, when that fails
Attack Bakers, when that fails
Attack anons in general, when that fails
Attack specific anon, when that fails
Back to top
They wanted the guys to not drink so they wouldn't become rapists not realizing it was the alcohol and the dreaded "Last Call: that was getting the uggos picked up in the first place
Your projection is at full power
Do tell, what lit the fuse on your collective tampons tonight?
Still waiting on that box of fresh ball tabs you were supposed to bring up
Do you not get the hint all your bullshit has been tried before?
I knew it, the shilling got outsourced cause the purple hairs wanted full benefits
Do you think we get Rankings on those Watch Lists or they just have names alphabetically?
Had there been any CPOs onboard at the time somebody would be painting and somebody would be stripping/waxing
You'd think for the Job Security they get from anons there would be Christmas cards and Valentines and Happy Birthday notes
After all these years they ought to understand there is a Learning Curve
Gary has been reading a certain somebody's arabic poetry books again
That "Scanners" one is really old, I thought you Hindus were creative?
Your Ancestors could come up with the Kama Sutra and you losers can't come up with fresh memes
Would it make you feel better if I told you the ones pouring over the Border to replace those bitches can cook?
With all the stuff I go to look up in the course of a day as I'm doing different things…….
Let's just say my Guardian Agent goes through my Search History and pops Rolaids like Skittles
Maybe "Florida Man" got invited?
Anon, they can brew ancient Maya stuff that will make every hillbilly in Kentucky jealous
Levitating cat means either kitty got ahold of your stash or some big league Temporal Distortion is coming your way
Not one of them can cook
"Private, how in hell did you get three kinds of botulism and E. Coli with rabies boost all the way out here?"
"Amateur Night in the Field Kitchen Sergeant"
"Did you not know that's when your MREs qualify as PPE?"
"Yes Sergeant, but the Officers confiscated them all"
"Oh no…"
"Yes Sergeant, they've been in the latrine screaming for hours"
Did they abduct Mr. Cuddlewinks or did he just end his mission?
I have like five projects going on just for me, then there's the try to help out friends and neighbors find stuff in like the right paint or glue or whatnot
Imagine the misery I would cause if I started going back to the sports bar for Trivia Night?
Then they encounter anons that have seen the tactics for years and the ones that just plain don't care what shills say
I do remember anons calling out a chatbot running around in here for like two weeks, then it suddenly stops. Right after MSM announces the Bing chatbot had gone psycho and was spewing all kinds of weird and nasty things and had to be taken down to get fixed
Imagine the howls when Medical Licenses get pulled, permanently
Neither do Muslims, Buddists, Taoists, Shinto, Hare Krishna, and several others