Clearly they are posts from Anon discussing Mitch McConnell and Feinstein
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10 Things We Miss Most About The Trump Presidency
If you're like the rest of us here in the United States, you feel like the last couple of years has put you through the wringer. Let's face it — the Biden presidency hasn't been all it was cracked up to be. Too bad!
In times like these, you really end up looking back to the good ol' days. The days of so much winning and being able to afford food. With that in mind, The Babylon Bee has compiled this list of 10 things we miss the most about having Donald Trump in the Oval Office.
Celebration of Christmas was still legal: Before Biden came along and outlawed it. Terrible.
Everyone had a pet bald eagle: Owning at least one patriotic bird was required by law. Not anymore!
Todd was still a dude: Remember Todd? What a bro that guy was. His name's Tanya now. We miss Todd…
There were no major pandemics: Except for COVID.
Alec Baldwin hadn't shot anyone and the Marvel franchise was still good: Someday we'll tell our children what life was like in the before times.
Our backs weren't as sore all the time: Remember back when you could sneeze and not get a lower back spasm? Thanks a lot, Biden!
Bud Light didn't turn you gay: Back then, you had to go to a public elementary school to get gay.
The way Trump said "Chy-na": Ahhh… Chy-na. It came from CHY-NA. We could listen to that all day.
Little Ceasars still had a Hot N' Ready pizza for $5: Now, it's like $6 or something. This is what socialism does, folks!
Knowing that we were all safe and secure in Trump's large, very large hands: Now we've been cast out into the stormy seas of the Biden Presidency. God help us all.
Yes, those were good times. Who knows, maybe we'll see them return someday. Nah, don't be silly. World War 3 is sure to break out well before the 2024 election. It sure is fun to dream about though, isn't it?
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-things-we-miss-most-about-the-trump-presidency
10 Things We Miss Most About The Trump Presidency
If you're like the rest of us here in the United States, you feel like the last couple of years has put you through the wringer. Let's face it — the Biden presidency hasn't been all it was cracked up to be. Too bad!
In times like these, you really end up looking back to the good ol' days. The days of so much winning and being able to afford food. With that in mind, The Babylon Bee has compiled this list of 10 things we miss the most about having Donald Trump in the Oval Office.
Celebration of Christmas was still legal: Before Biden came along and outlawed it. Terrible.
Everyone had a pet bald eagle: Owning at least one patriotic bird was required by law. Not anymore!
Todd was still a dude: Remember Todd? What a bro that guy was. His name's Tanya now. We miss Todd…
There were no major pandemics: Except for COVID.
Alec Baldwin hadn't shot anyone and the Marvel franchise was still good: Someday we'll tell our children what life was like in the before times.
Our backs weren't as sore all the time: Remember back when you could sneeze and not get a lower back spasm? Thanks a lot, Biden!
Bud Light didn't turn you gay: Back then, you had to go to a public elementary school to get gay.
The way Trump said "Chy-na": Ahhh… Chy-na. It came from CHY-NA. We could listen to that all day.
Little Ceasars still had a Hot N' Ready pizza for $5: Now, it's like $6 or something. This is what socialism does, folks!
Knowing that we were all safe and secure in Trump's large, very large hands: Now we've been cast out into the stormy seas of the Biden Presidency. God help us all.
Yes, those were good times. Who knows, maybe we'll see them return someday. Nah, don't be silly. World War 3 is sure to break out well before the 2024 election. It sure is fun to dream about though, isn't it?
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-things-we-miss-most-about-the-trump-presidency
Feinstein Steps Away From Judiciary Committee To Head Toward Bright Light
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrat Senator Dianne Feinstein has announced she will be temporarily stepping away from her seat on the Judiciary Committee to head toward a warm, bright light that seems to be beckoning her.
"I can't help it, it's so beautiful," said the 438-year-old Senator, known affectionately by colleagues as the "Crone of the Senate." "There's a feeling of warm, calming peace in this glowing orb at the end of this tunnel that just appeared in front of my eyes just now. I must see what lies at the end of it."
Feinstein, who entered the United States Senate over a century before the founding of the United States, then stepped away from her seat in the committee room, walked slowly out of the Capitol Building, and strode serenely toward an unseen light.
At publishing time it had been reported that half of Congress was following her.
https://babylonbee.com/news/feinstein-steps-away-from-judiciary-committee-to-head-towards-bright-light
10 Surefire Ways To Destroy Trump
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Apr 10, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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Trump, as we all know, is an existential threat to democracy itself! If we don't destroy him, the unparalleled peace and prosperity Biden brought to America will be over for good! Oh no!
There's still time to stop Trump before it's too late. Here are 10 schemes that just might do it this time:
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3rd impeachment: It's bound to work the third time!
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Bribe Melania to reveal the source of his strength: It's gotta be his hair.
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Put a Big Mac right underneath a dangling piano: Hillary Clinton has reportedly used this method successfully 3 times before.
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Become a porn star, have an affair with him, and get him to pay you hush money through a shady arrangement: Wait–have we done this one already? Never mind.
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Outlaw tanning beds and then nuke the Sun like in The Matrix so he can't have such a glorious tan: His supporters will abandon him by the thousands, probably.
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Raid Mar-A-Lago: Crap, we already did that one too.
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Send him on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney: Diabolical!
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Start WWIII and hope one of the Russian bombs hits Mar-A-Lago: The current administration is currently looking into this one.
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Catch him in the act of drinking Bud Light: Political suicide!
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Destroy democracy itself: You see, if a democracy elects Trump then we have to destroy democracy to save democracy. It's complicated.
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-destroy-trump-and-save-democracy
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That was notable some months ago, still relevant.