>>18709344 lb NASA Astronomy Picture of the Day
Incoming (Spiritual as well as catastrophical) EQ in Italy, 24-72 hrs. Mach 10 my words.
Noice meme template.
>Fudged the first line with 6 syllables.
There goes my job opportunity at NSA. Watch your syllable count folks, it can mean life or meme depending on the predicadonk.
BREAKDANCING NEWS: Rednecks switch from Transformers Piss-Water Beverage to Transformers Piss-Water Beverage
Powering up lasers and widening nozzle for maximal bandwidth delivery.
"Humpty Dumpty" Nadler shat himself on the wall
Caused him to Fall
All the RINOs and all of the Dems
Couldn't put him back together again