Occam sounds like a virgin atheist and every time you fucks say "well ackkchtually, Occam's razor" its sounds more and more shilly. If you had Occams razored your faggot scrotums off instead of making it the kids' problem then we wouldn't have to be doing all of this. Hows that for a simple solution you fucking worm.
Welcome to Econ 101 retard study harder.