Aloha faggots. Coconut wireless here on the Big Island of Hawaii with an important news flash. Jeff Bezos' son going to be married this weekend at the Kona Village resort here in Kailua Kona. Kona Village isn't officially open, but Chef Gordon Ramsay is in town and word has it he will be providing the food. All of the Bezos buddies will surely be rolling into town.