Tyb
"SLEEP SCHEDULE?"
We don't need no stinkin sleep schedule!
FISHING needs tucked in there somewhere.
Looking like this afternoon might work. Been cold and windy the past couple days.
This anon was lucky to catch his first Crappy this year a few days ago.
Hard to believe, but the minnows are still alive in a bucket in my basement. They have lived what, 4 days now… I add these blue sprinkles to the water and it helps. Any know what that stuff is?
FISHING TIPS FROM AN ANON
Make sure to acclimate your minnows to the lake temps as soon as you arrive. Add water from the lake to your minnow bucket, by the time you make your first cast, the minnows have adjusted and will remain active after being stabbed through the eyeballs.
The boat piss bottle is handy for this task.
WHAT IF..
8Kun is part of A.I. and is used as the vessel to educate itself on a world scale.
whoa.
OMG Reporting.
I almost used that GIF but decided on the "excellent" tard GIF instead.
A Future White Guilt Social Justice Warrior.
*fixed
Anons are ahead of the curve.
Wallpaper Prison Planet
The toddler is a fuckin future genius!
Lost momanon already so sonanon spends as much time as possible with dadanon.
>>18719358 >>18719150 >>18719146, >>18719153 Today in History: The Shot Heard 'Round the World
You know you are getting old when you get melancholy over dancing raisins.
>wat about a female sex robot?
>implies deceit.
^^this
For your copy/pasta pleasure.
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Puter Prayer,
Every night I lie in bed, this little prayer inside my head.
God bless my mom and dad
and bless my children . . .
And, God, There's just one more thing
I wish that you would do,
If you don't mind me asking. . .
to just bless my 'puter, too?
Now I know that it's not normal
to bless a small machine
but listen just a second,
and I'll try to explain. . .
You see, that little metal box
holds more than odds and ends.
Inside those small components
rest a hundred loving friends.
Some it's true, I've never seen.
And most I've never met.
We've never shaken hands or
ever truly hugged, and yet…
I know for sure they love me
by the kindness they give
and this little scrap of metal
is how I get to where they live.
By faith is how I know them
much the same as I know You. . ..
by sharing my life, it brings them close,
so if it's OK with You,
Just take an extra minute
from your duties up above. . .
to bless this little hunk of steel
that's filled with so much love.
I love to hate my neighbor.
Does that count? kek
I try.. I try… I'd rather leave the neighbor alone and distance myself from them as long as possible. Until Paul Revere rides again.
Back when my brain still worked and I could write and still do college Algebra.
The "Murder" commandment was fixed. It says, "Do not murder" not, do not kill.
That alone puts an entirely new meaning on "turn the other cheek".
>Get with it man.
I figured out the DS 20 years ago. I was making memes when you were but a wet spot on your daddy's matress. At this point, I only hope I planted enough seeds you "youngins" can wake up in time to save freedom. A old as my ass is, I am only good for taking point and maybe extending a few of your miserable lives a bit longer.
PROMISE?
pfft.. Fear of death gives you power and does not apply to those awake in Christ.