https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-red-hen-lexington-3?sort_by=date_desc
Civil War battle taking place as we speak. Keep in mind it's mostly foodies that love to post restaurant reviews and most foodies are lefties…. so we'll be outnumbered there.
(enter wearing tie-die t-shirt and Birkenstocks)
"Party of 8 please - they'll be here soon"
(delay delay delay)
"No seriously - they just texted - 5 more minutes"
(bring along Ipecac)
(order and receive cheapest entre)
(takes several bites)
(sneakily gulp some Ipecac)
(Yip everywhere claim Food Poisoning!)
(Hilarity insues)
(scans menu sees Extra Cheese add $1.00)
"Ready to place your order?"
"Yes, I'll have the Extra Cheese".
https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-red-hen-lexington-3?sort_by=date_desc
Anons are kicking ass - best Sat a.m. viewing I've seen in a while.