Mr. Biden: Our economic plan is working. We now have to finish the job.

[Biden's plan to destroy the economy will fail]

Mr. Biden [yelling]: Wall Street didn't build America, the middle-class built America, and unions built the middle-class.

Mr. Biden: One of the first things I did…was sign the American Rescue Plan, which helped save the nation from the pandemic; vaccinated millions of people.

Mr. Biden: I get to pick projects, I get to fund projects from money that we get from the congress.

[the contracts go to corrupt union contractors, directly connected to Biden and his criminal network]

Mr. Biden: Every new car built needs at least as many as three thousand of these chips.

[a vehicle does not 'need' chips; they are for control/unnecessary regulations]

Biden is unusually angry today.

Mr. Biden: We finally beat Big Pharma.

[by awarding them gigantic vaccine contracts worth billions?]

Mr. Biden: Guess who's gonna install those five hundred thousand charging stations? The IBEW.

[excluding any contractor that is not unionized]

Mr. Biden: My first two years in office, I've lowered the deficit by a record 1.7 trillion dollars.

[no, you did not]

Mr. Biden [yelling]: No billionaire should be paying a lower tax rate than a construction worker, a schoolteacher, a firefighter, a cop, a nurse…it's simply wrong.

[how much actual money does a billionaire pay in taxes- not percentage, compared to a teacher?]

Mr. Biden: The threat the MAGA republicans pose is to take us to a place we've never been, and where the last guy tried to take us.

Jean-Pierre: This week is lesbian visibility week, and as the first openly-queer person to hold the position of press secretary, I see how important visibility and representation are. Today I welcome the cast of 'The L-Word', and 'Generation Q'. Two Showtime series that chronicle the friendship, the love, the challenges and the triumphs, of strong, funny, and resilient queer women…its important that LGBTQI+ people are represented in government, in shows, in institutions across the country.

[incredibly inappropriate and ridiculous for a 'White House press briefing']

Lesbian [White House press conference]: To the librarian in Texas advocating to keep books with LGBTQIA themes on the shelves, we see you.

[says a sick, disgusting pervert]

Jean-Pierre: [House republicans] are fighting to put Fentanyl on the street by defunding Border Patrol.

Jean-Pierre: [Washington State 'assault weapon' ban] has made every community in the state, from Seattle to Spokane, and everywhere in between, safer and more secure.

Jean-Pierre: In the last administration, 'Infrastructure Week' was a joke. It was a tag-line to make fun of.

Jean-Pierre: I learned just like all of you [that Biden is running again] this morning, at 6 am.

[can't even tell the truth about something meaningless]

Reporter: Does [Biden] plan to serve all eight years?

Jean-Pierre: I'm just not going to get ahead of [Biden]. That's something for him to decide.

Jean-Pierre: The legal grounds for declaring 'gun violence' a public health emergency is questionable, and would not provide any meaningful funds or authorities.

Now that Biden has formally announced, Jean-Pierre will use the 'Hatch Act' as an excuse to not answer questions, even more than she did before.

Jean-Pierre: It is long past time to definitively enshrine the principal of gender equality in the Constitution.