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Don Lemon To Continue Job Of Lecturing People As Starbucks Barista
NEW YORK, NY — Former CNN host Don Lemon has quickly landed on his feet after his sudden firing yesterday, as he will now have the opportunity to continue lecturing the American public from his new position as a barista at his local Starbucks.
"You certainly have a lot of gall," Lemon was overheard saying to one Starbucks patron this morning. "You spend five minutes waiting in line, then you get up here to order, and you don't know what you want? Can you say, ‘privilege?' Shame on you, sir! SHAME on you!"
The Starbucks location manager jumped at the chance to hire Lemon, citing his well-established arrogance and track record of looking down on other people. "He's a natural!" said store manager Gaby Posteuca. "The snobby tone in his voice. The condescension. It's all perfect. I didn't care that he didn't have barista experience. He's just gone from lecturing people while they bring him his coffee to lecturing people while he gets them their coffee. It's a perfect fit!"
Lemon seemed to settle into the new role quickly. "A ‘white' mocha latte, you said?" he could be heard asking another customer. "So, you're not even trying to hide the fact that your preference is ‘white.' I'm afraid, sir, that your unconscious bias is showing through quite clearly."
Though, according to reports, his first day was progressing well, Lemon was still seen looking wistfully into a mirror and shedding a single tear during his break.
At publishing time, the store manager was committed to sticking with Lemon despite the fact that he was last heard telling a middle-aged female customer if she waited any longer to decide on her order, she would be past her prime.
https://babylonbee.com/news/don-lemon-to-continue-job-of-lecturing-people-as-starbucks-barista
Fauci Says He Never Locked Anything Down And Has Never Heard Of COVID
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a testy exchange with an interviewer for Meet the Press last week, Dr. Anthony Fauci claimed he never locked down schools and hasn't even heard of COVID.
"COVID? I've never even heard of such a thing! What is COVID? That sounds made up!" said the former NIAID Director and COVID advisor to the President. "And I certainly had nothing to do with locking down schools and destroying kids' learning and development for over a year. What kind of monster would do something like that? You must have me confused with someone else."
The interviewer then nervously checked his notes to make sure he was, indeed talking to Anthony Fauci, the chief architect of U.S. COVID policies. "But it says here that–"
"Shut up!" cried Fauci as he smacked the notes out of the interviewer's hands. "I'll ask the questions here! I AM SCIENCE!"
Sources say the 'doctor' further denied any involvement in business closures, Wuhan lab coverups, or the field of medicine altogether. At publishing time, former President Trump had claimed to have no idea who Fauci was.
https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-says-he-never-locked-anything-down-and-has-never-heard-of-covid
Those large number seem right.
Tucker is chill on every subject.
He presents well researched and well rounded take on happening.
I trust Tucker.
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Tucker Carlson releases a video statement foretelling the eventual end of Regime Media and asserts that in the end, the truth - which is widely lacking in the press today, will prevail.
2 minutes
https://truthsocial.com/@SteakforBreakfast/posts/110267896092481673
https://rumble.com/embed/v2i1zmg/?pub=4
https://truthsocial.com/@TruthBoost/posts/110267722122341053
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hey, shit head
STOP posting the tracker
Needs to look like this
https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1651376097349578753
ffs you are full of shit.
read this
wakes and I were bitching about the fucked doughs, for years... he has been forced to fixed fucked dough for years.
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>>18755272 kek, u know how many yrs i been clean'n up after gy shift? just another morn'n
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i refuse to pb or lb
fargin sit on it