Hey, you Tiny Powers That Cower
You magnificient pieces of shit.
You've killed the planet. And us with it.
The least you could do is Give PEACE a chance. Not that we're gonna live through your machinations any more than you are.
This is your one chance in your long-lived line of evil to show just a modicum of mercy to those you mean to rule.
Who knows, you might need that miniscule bit of good Karma somewhere down your road…
God is watching.