Then I will sue the company responsible for providing the voting equipment!
I won't hold it against you that, statistically, you probably have a lower IQ due to malnourishment, but thank you for your devotion to the United States of America. We are great not only because of our supporters, but by those who remind us every day that we can and will do better.
Please, someone get this man a bag of rice. He deserves something for the time he's putting in here. He must be exhausted.