Hey, Tiny Powers That Cower:

How's the Babbeling going?

I do not know why, but I am to tell you of my first vision.

I was climbing a rocky narrow trail, steep, single-file with my people. To our right and far below us was the whole Earth, washed out and faded, the North pole ringed with fire.

I never forgot it. I was 6 years old. This was two years before the murder of Jack Kennedy, which I'm sure you all remember.

Methane. Perma frost.

What if all that methane in the permafrost is somehow released and one of you dumb assholes decides to spark a HAARP…

God is watching. Have a nice day.