I didn’t watch the Trump rally tonight, but let me guess how it went:

>we are a failing nation

>joe biden is the worst president of all time

>this would have never happened if i was POTUS

>i won

>democrats cheated

>our nation can’t take much more of this

>i gave abdul a picture of his house

>i told germany they’d be dependent on russia

>our economy was so good

>farmers love me

>democrats are weaponizing the justice system

>americans won’t stand for it much longer

>america first

>crooked biden

>they spied on my campaign

>republicans gotta get tough

>they have to be smart

>the prosecutors are corrupt

>hunter biden’s laptop

>make america great again

how’d i do?