I'll address the other parts of your question, because not addressing it, to your obtuse view of the world, would be considered an admission to your accusations.
I'm on here in my free time. I run a business. I don't get paychecks, I don't do job interviews and I don't have a resume because I chose to stop going that direction in life.
Just a guy on here like many others. I'm sure it won't sate your "demons on every doorknob" perception of this place, and I truly don't care. Off I go however.