I think I have the Fake News Media figured out:
Some washed up, unwatchable, and unmarketable slave (e.g., Keith Olbermann, Howard Stern, the whole panel on the View) says something outrageous…
Fox News (also a slave) reports it on their front page…
Normie Republicans get outraged…
Resurrecting the careers of the washed up, unwatchable, and unmarketable slaves.