Inject it with rabies first.
Shirley you both can get along?
Us Baby Boomers are pushing the median age up still.
The earlier ones from the late 30 and early 50's are starting to die off though but I would expect to see this trend continue for a while yet.
https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/us-median-age-hits-all-time-high-38-record-86248-are-100-or-older
Should be late 40's not 30's.