The last burritto I ate had me up cheating all night, non stop, ran out of toilet paper so I used the cat.

Flushing a cat is hard, but doable when it's slick with cheat.

Dog had a run in with the local skunk. Did you ever see the movie Under the Silver Lake? Listen to the fireworks, they're morse code for something only you can decode.

Sometimes the best way is under, not over. No one ever looks under their feet for signs of trouble do they?

You might want to look. Watch California, with the added weight of billions of pounds of water, her fault line is about to slip, like butter.

Hillary had this thing when she pulled off a face, a forehead thing she liked to do. You think you're ready for the evil ahead, I can tell you I'm not.

You need to get outside, meld with the ether around you. Let's talk.

DNA connects us all, don't you think it's time you learned how to dial?

I do.