I know I am not alone.
Every fucking total of pretty much any random anything all day long is 17.
Look at a license plate in traffic - oh wow look a 17.
Oh shit, the tab is $17.17 so coinky
How many cars were towed? 17 no shit - wow.
You are telling me a 17 year old did that - can't be -
What page, page 17?
let me plug that in the GPS - yeah it says I will be there in 17 minutes -
I AM FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT
GET IT ON ALREADY