>>18808896
Satan really, really does exist, Anon. Years ago, when I was a good, little, obedient Catholic kid, my sibling and I were enticed to spend a few afternoons at a neighbor's house, where the neighbor wanted her kids, my sibling, and me to "levitate" her.
This broad weighed about 180, so for us five little kids to be able to raise her all the way up to the ceiling and then gently lower the neighbor lady back to the floor, unharmed, well, it had to have been the demonic spirits that the neighbor taught us to summon during the levitation "ceremony."
We raised this lady to her ceiling, at her request, on about 5 or 6 different occasions, but it all came to a screeching halt when my sibling and I started talking about how we spent the afternoon to our very devout Catholic parents. THEY HAD A COW.
Our parents forbade that neighbor from ever inviting us over to do "levitations" or any other Satanic ceremonies again, and I steered very clear of that lady.
Interestingly, two of the children who were involved in those 5 - 6 levitations went on to commit deadly crimes against elderly people. Almost like they were imbued with some piece of Satanic shit demon during those levitations, and they lost pieces of their souls.
So yeah, Satan exists. His scumbag minions exist. They exist to destroy, so I renounce Satan and all his darkness in the holy and mighty name of my lord and savior, Jesus Christ, every single day.