Anonymous ID: f7feeb May 14, 2023, 6:22 p.m. No.18848046   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8067 >>8083 >>8090 >>8108 >>8137 >>8143 >>8151

This fired Twitter dood

says he has to go touch base

with his husband AND wife. WTF

 

And Pepe appears. Kek

 

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1657569498289909762

https://twitter.com/OpIndia_com/status/1586279455978180608

 

OpIndia.com

@OpIndia_com

·

Oct 29, 2022

On Friday, 2 men were spotted with boxes outside the entrance of #Twitter headquarters in San Francisco.

 

CNBC mistook them for ex-Twitter employees (assuming that they were sacked by Twitter's new owner Elon Musk).

 

And guess what? The two strangers decided to play along (1/n)

OpIndia.com

@OpIndia_com

One of them claimed to be a data engineer, who had been working with Twitter for 6 years.

 

While using the pseudonym of 'Daniel Johnson', he lamented, "I own a Tesla. How am I going to make car payments?"

(2/n)

 

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OpIndia.com

@OpIndia_com

·

Oct 29, 2022

“Listen, I got to touch base with my husband and wife,” Daniel said before making his way out.

 

Daniel, who supposedly has both husband and a wife, blew his cover with that statement.

 

But, this was not enough to convince CNBC ‘Tech Check’ journalist, Deidre Bosa. (3/n)

 

 

Elon Musk

 

@elonmusk

Feels so long ago …

Anonymous ID: f7feeb May 14, 2023, 6:27 p.m. No.18848083   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8090 >>8108

>>18848046

 

Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson

Lib reporters outside Twitter HQ get absolutely TROLLED by SAVAGE actors pretending to be fired software engineers

 

The looks on their faces when he says his name is PRICELESS

 

"Rahul Ligma"

 

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Oh, That Guy

@If_only_u_knew1

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Oct 28, 2022

al world

Anonymous ID: f7feeb May 14, 2023, 6:30 p.m. No.18848108   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8137 >>8151

>>18848083

 

Ligma” is, of course, also an internet hoax designed to elicit the response “lick my balls” from people who are in on the joke. That didn’t stop multiple outlets, including CNBC and Bloomberg, from running headlines Friday saying that laid-off Twitter employees were leaving the building carrying boxes.

>>18848090

>>18848046

Anonymous ID: f7feeb May 14, 2023, 6:35 p.m. No.18848137   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8151

>>18848046

>>18848090

>>18848108

whole thing actually really funny

https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/28/23428775/twitter-fake-employee-layoff-rahul-ligma-elon-musk

 

https://freebeacon.com/men-of-the-year/2022-man-of-the-year-rahul-ligma-and-daniel-johnson/

 

2022 Man Of The Year: Rahul Ligma and Daniel Johnson

 

Washington Free Beacon Staff

December 23, 2022

Humiliating the press is one of the United States’ greatest traditions. Since the nation’s founding, intelligent and upstanding men have attacked journalists as annoying nerds unconcerned with truth. As Thomas Jefferson wrote in 1807, "Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle."

 

Moar: https://freebeacon.com/men-of-the-year/2022-man-of-the-year-rahul-ligma-and-daniel-johnson/

Anonymous ID: f7feeb May 14, 2023, 6:38 p.m. No.18848151   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>18848137

Probably lurk here.

 

The con was ingenious, but not elaborate: The two stood outside Twitter’s San Francisco headquarters carrying cardboard boxes and—according to CNBC's Dierdre Bosa—looking "visibly shaken" by their dismissals. They identified themselves as "Rahul Ligma" and "Daniel Johnson," references to genitalia. We’ll let you Google the rest.

>>18848046

>>18848090

>>18848108

https://freebeacon.com/men-of-the-year/2022-man-of-the-year-rahul-ligma-and-daniel-johnson/

Anonymous ID: f7feeb May 14, 2023, 6:58 p.m. No.18848301   🗄️.is 🔗kun

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>>18848241

takeadictfromy

 

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by men_lie_about_sex

7 mo. ago

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Man rejects me after seeing my "poopwound", claims he is str8, but there is a plot twist

You must have heard transphobes calling a neovagina a "poopwound." I have had my SRS 10 years ago and there has never been a single incident where fecal matter came out of it. Impossible, so I do not know where this stupid poopwound myth comes from. I have never ever had any issues in that regard. Ever. I have very good depth, I am fully orgasmic, and have had sex with countless men. Also, I have never dilated a single time in 9 years because I am very sexually active. So, the first part of this post is to dispel myth propagated by the pervasive anti-srs rhetoric. No, there is no poop involved and, no, I do not dilate.

 

I will try to make this short, but it's a very long story. I met a guy at the gym who was very insistent. He came off too strong. He was not my type but he managed to find my Facebook because we both belong to the same gym group. I decided to be cordial. He always sent me messages with flowers, telling me how beautiful I was, wishing me good morning and good night.

 

I know I shouldn't have done it, but I caved in and decided to see him for "Netflix and chill" because I was trying to get over my ex. I am still obsessing over my ex to this day.

 

He came over, we made out, and we moved from the living room to my bedroom. We both started disrobing. As soon as I took my leggings off, it was just a matter of milliseconds, I saw the look of terror on his face and he shrieked in agony. He said, "wait a minute, you used to be a man? That's not a real vagina. That's a poopwound, YIKES" and he said how disgusting that was because he is straight and he wanted a real woman and that I had lied to him. I kicked him out and yelled at him.

 

There is no chance in hell he did not know I was trans. I proudly wear my trans pins and shirts wherever I go and I clearly say that I am a trans woman on my Facebook profile. I know people don't read, but he absolutely knew I was trans. I had assumed he already knew. Plus, I do not know what special power he has as to be able to clock my neovagina 1/10 of a second after I took off my leggings and in dim light.

 

I think my neovagina looks very good and yet this guy, in a split second, was able to clock it.

 

In any case, the world is very small, and a few weeks later I found him on Grindr looking for pre-operative "shemales" with fully functional dicks. He was looking for "shemales" who had fully functional dicks and "no poopwounds." I showed his pics and profile to a friend of mine who is an escort, and she knows him. He has gone to her multiple times and she has penetrated him anally.

 

I just wish he had been more honest with me. He could have simply said that he was looking for non-op trans women and that he had a genital preference. I would have accepted that. Instead, he had to do this whole pantomime of how straight he is and that he was able to clock my neovagina.

 

Moral of the story: be careful what people tell you. If I had been more naive and vulnerable, I would have started feeling self-conscious over my neovagina.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/yf2zh0/man_rejects_me_after_seeing_my_poopwound_claims/

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