On Today's Episode of "As The Stomach Turns"
The distraction for the distractions has arrived. The cycles will repeat as they have for months but along comes the Intermission. That's right fans, the Crusader to Take Down Board Personalities has come on to play his part. Starting off with "Smoking Pepe" we wait to see if the efforts will be focused, or an hour into it with no effect who will he try for? Could it be Doge, Canine Coraller of Chaos? Perhaps Animebaker, Anime Aficienado and Anarchy Acrobat?
As always, our pugnacious Planefags continue to scan the skies, the buoyant Boatfags watch the waters, the Marvelous Marketfags watch the stocks, and the Classy Clockfags mark it down.
Stay tuned, after the break they'll be plenty of shill poking, shitposting, and the cabal crushing that keeps everybody coming back for more.
But first, Fruity Oaty Bar