If Obama was a test tube baby or something like that, his pedigree would be spotless, rather than something that could have instantly disqualified him if it got out.
Mom's a communist prostitute.
Fake dad is a foreigner who abandonned him.
Real dad is LITERALLY an asset of foreign intelligence, and a sexual deviant commie.
Okham's Razor bro. I know this board is full of kids who never moved beyond their pimpley, Richard Dawkins fan, Redditer phase, but c'mon.