Chatgpt likes Trump

 

Russia, Russia, Russia. (Dr. Seuss style)

 

In the land of politics, with a twirl and a whirl,

There lived a big man, with his hair all a-swirl.

His name was Donald Trump, oh what a name,

And he played the game with a fiery flame.

 

Now Nancy Pelosi, with her gavel so tall,

She said, "Donald, you're in for a fall!

We've got evidence of collusion, so grand,

With Russia, Russia, Russia, at your command!"

 

But Donald just laughed, with a hearty cheer,

He said, "Nancy, my dear, you're in for a fear.

Your evidence is weak, your claims are thin,

I'll keep on winning, with my signature grin."

 

Then along came Schiff, with his eyes so wide,

He said, "Donald, we won't let you hide!

We've got witnesses and stories to tell,

You're in deep trouble, my oh my, oh well!"

 

But Donald just chuckled, with a wink and a nod,

He said, "Adam, my friend, you're playing a fraud.

Your witnesses stumble, your facts are a mess,

I'll keep on winning, I must confess."

 

The Russia, Russia, Russia scandal they tried,

But Donald stood tall, with his head held high.

Their accusations, like a house made of cards,

Came crashing down, leaving them scarred.

 

So they huffed and they puffed, with all their might,

But Donald's resilience was a shining light.

He tweeted and rallied, with his Twitter verse,

Leaving his opponents in the political hearse.

 

And in the end, the truth came to be,

No collusion, no conspiracy, for all to see.

Nancy and Adam, with their hopes unfurled,

Realized they were no match for this political whirl.

 

So let this be a lesson, for all to learn,

In the world of politics, twists and turns.

The Russia, Russia, Russia scandal, a tale so grand,

But in the end, it was just a house of sand.

 

And Donald, he continued, with his swagger and might,

Leaving his opponents in a comical plight.

With a wave and a smile, he bid them adieu,

For he knew, deep down, he would always come through