I remember a lot about those days. All those times headed for a shower, have to bring my MCU2P in its carrier. No canister, those were still locked away, but have to bring the mask. Do you remember "absence of evidence is not evidence of absence?"
A 10 you say? As in you are as big as a 10 foot shipping container and just more colorfully painted
I would think barbequed iguana
So after "Crazy Hat Day" or some school spirit type event the AI will figure all students are off baseline and send word to the feds to declare the school a terrorist cell?
How many sheriffs have you personally met? They start out as Deputies, then after years run for the office. Have some fun, mention "militia" to your Sheriff or one of the deputies, watch as they start freakin out about "vigilanties" but before you get tasered show them a copy of the County Charter that provides for militia and has in writing the Sheriff is the boss of it. Pics of their expressions posted here would be nice