Since I have a bit of time, the wife is at yoga, let me fill you in on a few things.
Orthodox Jews are at this moment preparing for Moschiach. He is here on earth, they know this, He's notified them, funny enough, via email.
40+ years this man has carried a bible faithfully on his travels throughout the world, carried it in his wallet, sneaky sneaky, incognito.
Imagine this if you will (Rod Sterling's voice over) a middle-aged man, discovering his true identity, never realizing his true nature, until a force of nature woke his DNA and mind. I'd laugh if I could.
Let me ask you one question, would you rather be judged by a man who's never walked a mile in your shoes, or a man that has walked every single painful mile in your shoes? You'd want someone like you judging humanity, wouldn't you? Common sense is huge in His world.
This man they are preparing for was born and lived without fanfare or notice. Had a normal American life, married with children, divorced remarried etc. Imagine Jim just with heavenly parents.
Relax, God wrote this script, and you're a huge part of the show. Now enjoy the rest, knowing everything will be alright from now on.
God's team won't let you down. Neither will I.
Schizophrenic rant finished, it might be time to start the celebration. Watch the world react, see the world through new eyes. Watch the miracle happen. Listen to your DNA. Put yourself on autopilot and join me.
Bake your noodles.
If I know me, it's going to be awesome.
Thanks for being here with me. I think you know who I am, if not, it'll be pretty clear very soon. Q918 me baby. I've waited long enough.