Barr: I just don't wanna get impeached
Paxton: step aside, pussy
"I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING SWAMP!"
They sell North Face at Dicks. The jokes literally write themselves
"There's no such thing as chick's with dicks, there's only dudes with tits"
"Excuse me Mr communist, I need to borrow your hammer and sickle for a few minutes to deal with some pedophiles." Kek
Emphasis on "revenue"