drink a nice cold dr pepper and relax
then cover the entire outside of your house in tinfoil for extra peace of mind
just make sure you get tinfoil
not that new age fake aluminum stuff
if the founding fathers could just watch buckwheat and the head of the budget shalanda young
they would be reassured that the country is still in good hands
just don't tell them about "pride' month
if the yahoos that get their information from yahoo 'news" ever start putting 2 and 2 together
this climate change hoax is finished
unless they get 5 as the answer