Hunter Biden for President 2024:

• European energy industry titan

• Chinese finance tycoon

• modern art masterpiece painter

• all this while doing coke and hookers

SITREP according to

X22 Report: Trump and Patriots winning any time now just wait, everybody GTMO’d

Zelensky: winning, just needs a couple billion more by next week

Space nerds: galactic current sheet arrived, solar micro nova, magnetic pole reversal, crustal displacement, global flooding, any day now

Trad Catholics: three days of darkness, demons roam the earth killing billions, any day now

Bitcoiners: up only now, cryptobros