There was man been away from the US working without a phone in an Antarctic cave. The man returned to the US entered a bar and ordered a bud light.
The bar tender looked at him sideyed a bit and the man asked him, "What is it?"
"Well the bartender said, "you don't look like that type of person," the bartender said,
"What type of person" the man asked, "Ive been in Antarctic doing hush hush work for Blue Avian security.
"Bud light had a tranny pedo pushing their beer and people think only pedos drink it. "
"Never mind the Bud, I'll have a Michelob."
The bartender shook his head sadly.
"No! Michelobe too?"
"Fraid so Buddy, there been so much consolidation in the industry, they mostly owned by the pedos."
"God bless it," said the man from Antarctica," I'll take a Corona"
The batender shook his head. "All owned by AB Anbev."
"Becks?
"They call it 'Buttfuckers'.
"How about a Miller?"
"That's Nonce lube."
"I'll just have a Rolling Rock, then."
"You could but…"
"No!" the man screamed "NOoooooooooo!" he ran out of the joint and the cops picked him up EDP, in an alley off Broadway. The shrinks at the Gottlieb clinic say he musta seent something fucked up in Antartica.