Chris Christie fucks his own titties with fried chicken
Chris Christies tits makes Dolly Partons look like mosquitoe bites
Chris Christie is so fucking fat that he makes Kim Dotcom look like Adam Schiffs pencil neck
Chris Christie is so fat that New Jersey gave him his own zip code
Chris Christie can pass an entire pig roast through his asshole
Kick em while they can't chase ya
Maybe Castro Jr is having a good old fashioned book burning
Kamala Harris is so stupid that she makes John Fetterman look like Einstein