FISA INDICTMENTS = START
FISA is like bisexuals, they go both ways
Saw McCarthy go verbal fisticuffs with CNN I just had to open a bag of popcorn. Nom nom frens
Too bad we couldn't buy stock in sealed indictments, they still haven't peaked!
Snake Plisskin tells a hell of a story
Chris Christie is so fat that a spider wrote SOME PIG in its web on his stall
He's so fat that he makes Jerry Nadler look like Richard Simmons