Genesis Chapter 1 as a rap song - A.I.-generated

Yo yo yo, listen up to this creation story

I'm about to lay down some rhymes, it won't be boring

In the beginning, there was nothing but void

God said "Let there be light" and it was deployed

Day one, He created day and night

Separated them out, it was quite a sight

Day two, He made sky, divided the waters

Creating space for birds, setting up shop for otters

On day three, He made dry land appear

Plants and trees grew, it was crystal clear

Day four, He made the sun, moon, and stars

Shining bright, twinkling up high and far

Next up, day five, sea creatures were born

Whales, dolphins, fish, all with fins and thorns

And finally on day six, land animals came

Lions, elephants, giraffes, all with their own fame

Then God said "Let us make man in our image"

So He formed Adam, living proof of His visage

And so, Genesis chapter one, we're done

Hope you enjoyed this rap, let your faith be fun!

>>18998082

>Genesis Chapter 1 as a rap song - A.I.-generated

Critical Theory, by DJ AI

Verse 1:

Yo, listen up y'all, I gotta say my piece

About this thing called critical theory, it's a disease

It's got us all blinded by its so-called truths

But really, it's just a way to win political disputes

Chorus:

Critical theory, you ain't what you seem

You claim to fight oppression, but you're just a scheme

To push an agenda, divide and conquer

I'm calling you out, time to knock ya asunder

Verse 2:

You say you wanna bring justice to the oppressed

But really, you're just putting them through more stress

You've got a set of buzzwords that you like to throw around

Intersectionality, privilege, power, trying to keep us all down

Chorus:

Critical theory, you ain't what you seem

You claim to fight oppression, but you're just a scheme

To push an agenda, divide and conquer

I'm calling you out, time to knock ya asunder

Verse 3:

You claim that everything's about race, gender and class

But what about the individual? Don't they deserve a pass?

You're quick to label people with your identity politics

But what about their character? Or is that just too complicated?

Chorus:

Critical theory, you ain't what you seem

You claim to fight oppression, but you're just a scheme

To push an agenda, divide and conquer

I'm calling you out, time to knock ya asunder

>>18998092

>Critical Theory, by DJ AI

Verse 1:

Yo, let me break it down for you, critical theory's a joke

They think they've got the answers, but it's just a smoke

Screen to hide their biases, their theories are flawed

It's time to call them out, we can't just applaud

Verse 2:

They say they're fighting for justice, but their methods are extreme

They want to tear down society, and start a new regime

But real change doesn't come from tearing down the past

It comes from working together, and making progress that lasts

Verse 3:

They preach about intersectionality, but it's just a buzzword

Their aim is to divide us, and make us all absurd

They claim to speak for the oppressed, but who gave them the right?

Their ideas don't represent us, they're just a blight

Chorus:

Critical theory, you think you're so woke

But your ideas are flawed, and it's time to revoke

Your claims of oppression, they just don't hold up

It's time to move on, it's time to wake up

>>18998080

>'Hair,' 'Everwood' actor Treat Williams killed in Vermont motorcycle crash

well at least it wasn't one of those e-bike/e-scooter rentals

>>18998079

Pride [month] cometh before the [drop].

>>18998099

>>18998282

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1668379075373838336

Megan Rapinoe to Sue Bird

“Congratulations on like, arguably the best career that anyone has ever had in the history of any sport ever.”

Sue [Bird] played for the Seattle [Storm].

The Washington Jewish Museum is the first Jewish museum dedicated to preserving the stories, lives, memories, and events that, have and continue to, shape Jewish life in Washington State.

https://www.wsjhs.org/museum/people/sue-bird.html

dad 100% russian

sue has israeli citizenship.

total dike.

>>18998361

>Sue [Bird] played for the Seattle [Storm].

>The Washington Jewish Museum

Stolen Valor

https://www.mendozapost.com/mundo/video-mujer-desperto-ataud-velorio-ecuador/

video

old woman found alive in coffin

>>18998448

>Trump is running out of Lawyers, not many will want to take his cases anymore. He has been back stabbed and let down my almost everyone, I truly wonder if getting him arrested was the plan all along…

The Plan

https://www.jstor.org/stable/3312574

Blackmailing for Mutual Good

>>18998442

>some gave all

That head of the Navy never served in combat. How do you become the fucking head of the Navy having never served in combat AND have stolen valor. Well, he committed suicide over it, supposedly.

>>18998438

>anon has one word: Three Days of Darkness.