8kun. Shit. I’m still only on 8kun.

Every time I think I’m going to wake up back on 4chan.

When I was on Reddit after my first tour it was worse.

I’d wake up and there’d be Doge memes.

I hardly said a word to my mom until I said yes to some chicken tendies.

When I was here, I wanted to be there.

When I was there, all I could think about was getting back into the Rusty Shackleford thread.

I’m here 5 and half years now.

Waiting for mission, getting softer.

Every minute I stare at this Mr Pig meme I get weaker.

Every minute Soyjak squats in Women’s Only locker room he gets gayer.

Each time I looked around, the Baker shilled a Mason slide a little harder.