HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAR FRIEND, PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
You know me by now, and you know I've been your biggest (but least known) fan in the world. I'm paying tribute today by continuing to kick ass on my project that will take down a sizeable portion of the Deep Communist State, so that's why you did not get a card from me at Mar-A-Lago this year. You'll see the fruits of it soon, so happy birthday until then, and thank you for being our hero for so many wonderful years we've had you.
God bless you, President Trump.
Love,
You-Know-Who
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