Chris Murphy [Biden event]: When we say it's been thirty years since we beat the NRA, what we really mean is that it's been thirty years since Joe Biden beat the NRA.
Mr. Biden: You're the reason why I'm so optimistic about the future of this country…you're the best educated, most involved, least selfish, most consequential generation, in American history.
[most brainwashed generation in American history]
Biden recalling that his daughter would tape a message to his mirror in the morning to remind him to shave.
Mr. Biden: The ultimate abuse, the abuse of power. My Dad used to say the single worst abuse of all was the abuse of power.
Mr. Biden: In most cities, down in Philadelphia and New York…you'd see a truck pull up, pull to the curb, and selling weapons. Selling guns. Selling AR15s. Selling weapons. Well, guess what? You do that now, you go to jail.
Mr. Biden: [I] made it harder for people to buy stabilized braces. Put a pistol on a brace, it turns into a gun. Makes it more- you can have a higher caliber bullet coming out of that gun. Essentially turning it into a short-barrelled rifle, which has been the weapon of choice by a number of mass-shooters.
Mr. Biden: We are sending dangerous weapons, particularly assault weapons, to Mexico.
[Fast and Furious ring a bell?]
Mr. Biden: It's time once again that we ban AR-15 style rifles. High-capacity magazines. They're not only a weapons of war, they are the single biggest driver of profits for the gun industry…profit, profit, profit…we need to end immunity for gun manufacturers.
[they are the most popular rifle in America]
Mr. Biden: We will ban assault weapons in this country. We will ban multi-round magazines. We will hold gun maker liable. We will beat the gun industry. We will beat big money that sits behind them.
Mr. Biden: I usually come down [into crowd] and say hi, but they tell me there's a storm coming in…God save the Queen, man.
He has likely always worked for the British Empire. An agent of The Crown.